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how to explain yaoi to a kid O_O
2 min read
Little kid: *tugs on my shirt* What's is yaoi? o:
Me: *turns head* i guess i have no choice since you asked
Little kid: tell me please!!!!! : D
Me: yaoi is when....2 boys play around with their body parts and make all kinds of weird sounds because they feel good
oh and they stick their hotdogs into each others donuts holes and..
Little kid:
Me:
Little kid: *runs away*
i don't want to hear anymore!!!!!!!! TT^TT
Me: *chases kid* Hey! get your ass over here kid i was getting to the best part!!
Little kid: *trips and falls*
Me: Now we can continue they squirt whip cream at each other with their hotdogs 
and make more weird sounds and then they suck on each others hotdogs and more whip cream comes out!!! O_O
Little kid: *traumatized for life:
Me: *laughs evilly* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Me: *turns head* i guess i have no choice since you asked
Little kid: tell me please!!!!! : D
Me: yaoi is when....2 boys play around with their body parts and make all kinds of weird sounds because they feel good
oh and they stick their hotdogs into each others donuts holes and..Little kid:
Me:
Little kid: *runs away*
i don't want to hear anymore!!!!!!!! TT^TTMe: *chases kid* Hey! get your ass over here kid i was getting to the best part!!
Little kid: *trips and falls*
Me: Now we can continue
they squirt whip cream at each other with their hotdogs and make more weird sounds and then they suck on each others hotdogs and more whip cream comes out!!! O_OLittle kid: *traumatized for life:
Me: *laughs evilly* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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I'm a horrible person =w=
3 min read
(x) Smoked A Cigarette .
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (truth or dare)
(x) Are / Been In Love .
( ) Dumped someone
(x) Been In A Fist Fight .
(x) Had A Crush On A Person Older Than You.
(x) Skipped Class.
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die .
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
(X) Been On A Plane.
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking.
(x) Eaten Sushi .
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit.
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers.
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have.
(X) Gone mudding.
( ) Killed A Snake
(x) Stolen .
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood .
(x) Been Suspended From School.
(x) Had Detention .
(x) Been In A Car /Motorcycle Accident.
(x) Hated The Way You Look.
(X) Witnessed A Crime .
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying.
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep .
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins .
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't.
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls.
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose .
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice cube.
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes.
(x) Sat On A Roof Top.
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs.
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail.
(x) Played Chicken.
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger.
( ) Broken A Bone
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried.
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed.
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x)Cheated On A Test.
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House .
(x) Black-Mailed Someone .
(x)Been Black-Mailed .
(x) Been Used.
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs.
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone.
( ) Licked Someone
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpointlike
(x) Flattened someones tires.
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
( ) stabbed someone
(x) done any drugs.
(x) made someone bleed (punched someone in their nose..>_>).
( ) Had sex in public
( ) Robbed someone
(x) Kissed someone .
Total: 44 ._.
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm below average]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be dead
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (truth or dare)
(x) Are / Been In Love .
( ) Dumped someone
(x) Been In A Fist Fight .
(x) Had A Crush On A Person Older Than You.
(x) Skipped Class.
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die .
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
(X) Been On A Plane.
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking.
(x) Eaten Sushi .
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit.
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers.
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have.
(X) Gone mudding.
( ) Killed A Snake
(x) Stolen .
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood .
(x) Been Suspended From School.
(x) Had Detention .
(x) Been In A Car /Motorcycle Accident.
(x) Hated The Way You Look.
(X) Witnessed A Crime .
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying.
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep .
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins .
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't.
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls.
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose .
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice cube.
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes.
(x) Sat On A Roof Top.
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs.
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail.
(x) Played Chicken.
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger.
( ) Broken A Bone
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried.
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed.
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x)Cheated On A Test.
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House .
(x) Black-Mailed Someone .
(x)Been Black-Mailed .
(x) Been Used.
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs.
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone.
( ) Licked Someone
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpointlike
(x) Flattened someones tires.
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
( ) stabbed someone
(x) done any drugs.
(x) made someone bleed (punched someone in their nose..>_>).
( ) Had sex in public
( ) Robbed someone
(x) Kissed someone .
Total: 44 ._.
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm below average]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be dead
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Random!
1 min read
What's your personality like?
hmmm...well Im actually a shy personbut once you get into knowing me im quite roudy and outgoing. I think I'm a fun person but others might not think that so much *scratches head* they think I'm a lunatic.
Do you ever care about others views on you?
Nope...never did and never will.
Do you hate people?
No i love everyone even if i don't know you!
creepy i know.. /)_(
What do people refer to your as?
They bluntly say "who..are...you? o_O"
What's your favorite food?
anything that will satisfy my gut. o3o
Favorite candy?
Pop Rocks.
Cereal?
The pop sweet thing the bling like my rings..the sweet corn pops taste is tight like my limozeen so pendal and delicious that im feelin ambitious for the taste thats so hot the cereal super star..!!it's a pop thing pop chrunchy bling bling..the cereal is the dilleo!!! O_O (-sigh- that wasn't necesary its just pops...sorry about that ._.)
Anything else?
Nah we gucci ;] no more questions plz!! O_O
hmmm...well Im actually a shy personbut once you get into knowing me im quite roudy and outgoing. I think I'm a fun person but others might not think that so much *scratches head* they think I'm a lunatic.
Do you ever care about others views on you?
Nope...never did and never will.
Do you hate people?
No i love everyone even if i don't know you!
creepy i know.. /)_(
What do people refer to your as?
They bluntly say "who..are...you? o_O"
What's your favorite food?
anything that will satisfy my gut. o3o
Favorite candy?
Pop Rocks.
Cereal?
The pop sweet thing the bling like my rings..the sweet corn pops taste is tight like my limozeen so pendal and delicious that im feelin ambitious for the taste thats so hot the cereal super star..!!it's a pop thing pop chrunchy bling bling..the cereal is the dilleo!!! O_O (-sigh- that wasn't necesary its just pops...sorry about that ._.)
Anything else?
Nah we gucci ;] no more questions plz!! O_O
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YOO ,D
2 min read
Anywayz what's popin' yeah i decided to make another dA account because of some assholes that were botherin' my ass on the other one plus i think this username is way cuter then the one i had o3o i sound like some hood ass black person that none of ya would probably like but thats not the case at all im actually pretty nice ^^ yes i can be an douche when i wanna be or if someone brings it out but believe me im quite harmless and easy to get along with. anywho i won't be posting up shit till i get things together...........-_- call meh Tobey as stated on my profile and if your wondering my gender you'll never know trust me i'll reveal it if im close to you others know like 
because i know her and 
because...well we met on meez lmao xDD those are my besties and they are freakin awesome ass ppl plus they make wonderful art better than my ass but whatevez i'll get better at it eventually 
well thats it folks and dA you suck for only letting ppl with premium membership put on those cute journal skin thingies! IM TIRED OF THIS DULL GREEN SHIT !!!!! DX
because i know her and because...well we met on meez lmao xDD those are my besties and they are freakin awesome ass ppl plus they make wonderful art better than my ass but whatevez i'll get better at it eventually well thats it folks and dA you suck for only letting ppl with premium membership put on those cute journal skin thingies! IM TIRED OF THIS DULL GREEN SHIT !!!!! DX
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