Little kid: *tugs on my shirt* What's is yaoi? o:
Me: *turns head* i guess i have no choice since you asked
Little kid: tell me please!!!!! : D
Me: yaoi is when....2 boys play around with their body parts and make all kinds of weird sounds because they feel good oh and they stick their hotdogs into each others donuts holes and..
Little kid: *runs away* i don't want to hear anymore!!!!!!!! TT^TT
Me: *chases kid* Hey! get your ass over here kid i was getting to the best part!!
Little kid: *trips and falls*
Me: Now we can continue they squirt whip cream at each other with their hotdogs and make more weird sounds and then they suck on each others hotdogs and more whip cream comes out!!! O_O
Little kid: *traumatized for life:
Me: *laughs evilly* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!